Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster > wrote:
>
> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >
> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
> > Days......................: 7
> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
> > Total Volume..............: 3352
> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
> >
> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> > ================================================== =============
> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
>
> Who the **** is he?

A spamming troll, PHucker.

> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%

I see I beat you again.

> > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
> > 4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
> > 5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
> > 6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
> > 7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
> > 8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
> > 9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
> > 10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%

> A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of their stutters.
> She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were born without stuttering.
> The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
> Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
> The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
> He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
> The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
> The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
> After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
> He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."

Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?

"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
>> > wrote:
>>
>> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >
>> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
>> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
>> > Days......................: 7
>> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
>> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
>> > Total Volume..............: 3352
>> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
>> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
>> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
>> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
>> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
>> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
>> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
>> >
>> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> > ================================================== =============
>> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
>>
>> Who the **** is he?
>
> A spamming troll, PHucker.
>
>> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%
>
> I see I beat you again.

Grunts.
>
>> > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
>> > 4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
>> > 5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
>> > 6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
>> > 7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
>> > 8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
>> > 9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
>> > 10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%
>
>> A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of
>> their stutters.
>> She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
>> job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were
>> born without stuttering.
>> The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
>> Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
>> The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
>> He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
>> The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
>> The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
>> After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
>> He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."
>
> Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?
>

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
> >> > wrote:
> >>
> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >
> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
> >> > Days......................: 7
> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
> >> >
> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> > ================================================== =============
> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
> >>
> >> Who the **** is he?
> >
> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
> >
> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%
> >
> > I see I beat you again.
>
> Grunts.

You pig!

> >> > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4 8.2%
> >> > 4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6 4.4%
> >> > 5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6 2.5%
> >> > 6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3 2.2%
> >> > 7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0 1.9%
> >> > 8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3 1.2%
> >> > 9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3 1.2%
> >> > 10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3 1.2%
> >
> >> A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients of
> >> their stutters.
> >> She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
> >> job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they were
> >> born without stuttering.
> >> The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
> >> Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
> >> The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
> >> He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
> >> The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
> >> The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the man.
> >> After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say now?"
> >> He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."
> >
> > Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?

On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster > wrote:
>>
>> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >
>> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
>> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
>> > Days......................: 7
>> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
>> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
>> > Total Volume..............: 3352
>> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
>> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
>> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
>> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
>> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
>> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
>> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
>> >
>> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> > ================================================== =============
>> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
>>
>> Who the **** is he?
>
> A spamming troll, PHucker.
>
>> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%
>
> I see I beat you again.

That's not Bruce, Bruce.

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The little boy thinks a second and says, "No, I have enough toys."
Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, "C-A-N-D-Y."
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"Well what would you like for Christmas?" Santa asks.
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"Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
oups.com...
> Mr Pounder wrote:
>> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
>> oups.com...
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
>> >> > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >> >
>> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
>> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
>> >> > Days......................: 7
>> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
>> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
>> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
>> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
>> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
>> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
>> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
>> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
>> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
>> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
>> >> >
>> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> > ================================================== =============
>> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1
>> >> > 55.4%
>> >>
>> >> Who the **** is he?
>> >
>> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
>> >
>> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4
>> >> > 9.1%
>> >
>> > I see I beat you again.
>>
>> Grunts.
>
> You pig!

It was a figure of speech - you Philistine.
>
>> >> > 3. Peter Hucker......................................: 59 8.4
>> >> > 8.2%
>> >> > 4. Mr Pounder........................................: 32 4.6
>> >> > 4.4%
>> >> > 5. pms............................................... : 18 2.6
>> >> > 2.5%
>> >> > 6. anonym............................................ : 16 2.3
>> >> > 2.2%
>> >> > 7. Mr. Gneiss........................................: 14 2.0
>> >> > 1.9%
>> >> > 8. John \"C\.........................................: 9 1.3
>> >> > 1.2%
>> >> > 9. Paul {Hamilton Rooney}............................: 9 1.3
>> >> > 1.2%
>> >> > 10. joblard........................................... : 9 1.3
>> >> > 1.2%
>> >
>> >> A graduate student in speech therapy had two days to cure her patients
>> >> of
>> >> their stutters.
>> >> She came to a therapy session in a revealing outfit and offered a blow
>> >> job to anyone who could pronounce the name of the city in which they
>> >> were
>> >> born without stuttering.
>> >> The first man stood up and said, "B-B-B-B-B-B- Boston."
>> >> Dejected, he shook his head and sat back down.
>> >> The next guy stood and said, "Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Ca-Cleveland."
>> >> He slapped his thigh in frustration and sat back down.
>> >> The third guy stood and without hesitation said, "Miami."
>> >> The student fell to her knees and began performing oral sex on the
>> >> man.
>> >> After finishing, she looked up and said, "What do you have to say
>> >> now?"
>> >> He replied, "...B-B-B-B-B-Beach."
>> >
>> > Sure it wasn't bbbbbitch?
>

Mr Pounder wrote:
> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> oups.com...
> > Mr Pounder wrote:
> >> "Michael Baldwin, Bruce" > wrote in message
> >> oups.com...
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster
> >> >> > wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
> >> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
> >> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
> >> >> > Days......................: 7
> >> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
> >> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
> >> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
> >> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
> >> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
> >> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
> >> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
> >> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
> >> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
> >> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
> >> >> >
> >> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> >> > ================================================== =============
> >> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1
> >> >> > 55.4%
> >> >>
> >> >> Who the **** is he?
> >> >
> >> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
> >> >
> >> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4
> >> >> > 9.1%
> >> >
> >> > I see I beat you again.
> >>
> >> Grunts.
> >
> > You pig!
>
> It was a figure of speech - you Philistine.

You bounder!

Peter Hucker wrote:
> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster > wrote:
> >>
> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
> >> >
> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
> >> > Days......................: 7
> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
> >> >
> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> > ================================================== =============
> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
> >>
> >> Who the **** is he?
> >
> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
> >
> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%
> >
> > I see I beat you again.
>
> That's not Bruce, Bruce.

Are you on drugs again?

On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:

> Peter Hucker wrote:
>> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster > wrote:
>> >>
>> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>> >> >
>> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
>> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
>> >> > Days......................: 7
>> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
>> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
>> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
>> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
>> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
>> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
>> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
>> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
>> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
>> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
>> >> >
>> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> > ================================================== =============
>> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
>> >>
>> >> Who the **** is he?
>> >
>> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
>> >
>> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%
>> >
>> > I see I beat you again.
>>
>> That's not Bruce, Bruce.
>
> Are you on drugs again?

There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.

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On 9 Nov, 18:50, "Peter Hucker" > wrote:
> On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>
> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
> >> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster > wrote:
>
> >> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
> >> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
> >> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
> >> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
> >> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>
> >> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
> >> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
> >> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
> >> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
> >> >> > Days......................: 7
> >> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
> >> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
> >> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
> >> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
> >> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
> >> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
> >> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
> >> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
> >> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
> >> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
>
> >> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
> >> >> > ================================================== =============
> >> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
>
> >> >> Who the **** is he?
>
> >> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
>
> >> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%
>
> >> > I see I beat you again.
>
> >> That's not Bruce, Bruce.
>
> > Are you on drugs again?
>
> There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.

Peter Noone?

On Fri, 09 Nov 2007 22:11:06 -0000, > wrote:

> On 9 Nov, 18:50, "Peter Hucker" > wrote:
>> On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 04:23:39 -0000, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> On Sun, 07 Oct 2007 05:35:05 +0100, Michael Baldwin, Bruce > wrote:
>>
>> >> > Peter Hucker wrote:
>> >> >> On Sat, 06 Oct 2007 00:02:43 +0100, Usenet Stats Poster > wrote:
>>
>> >> >> > NGStatistics: Newsgroup Statistics Program
>> >> >> > Version 1.1 (using News::Scan)
>> >> >> > Copyright (C) 2002 Neil Lombardo,
>> >> >> > Based on groupstat, Copyleft (C) 2000 H. Alex LaHurreau
>> >> >> > Based on StatNews, Copyleft (C) 1998 Davide G. M. Salvetti
>>
>> >> >> > Newsgroup.................: demon.local
>> >> >> > Stats Were Taken..........: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 23:00:00 GMT
>> >> >> > Stats Begin...............: Fri, 28 Sep 2007 23:02:51 GMT
>> >> >> > Stats End................: Fri, 05 Oct 2007 21:52:04 GMT
>> >> >> > Days......................: 7
>> >> >> > Total No. of Articles.....: 722
>> >> >> > Total No. of Characters...: 3432852
>> >> >> > Total Volume..............: 3352
>> >> >> > Messages Per Day..........: 103.1
>> >> >> > Characters Per Day........: 490407.4
>> >> >> > Average Daily Volume......: 478 kB
>> >> >> > Total Posters This Week...: 53
>> >> >> > Messages with Sigs........: 11.91%
>> >> >> > Sigs Over 4 Lines.........: 54.65%
>> >> >> > Original Content Rating...: 13.48%
>>
>> >> >> > Top 500 Prolific Posters: Posts / Posts per Day / Percent Share
>> >> >> > ================================================== =============
>> >> >> > 1. Tim Bruening......................................: 400 57.1 55.4%
>>
>> >> >> Who the **** is he?
>>
>> >> > A spamming troll, PHucker.
>>
>> >> >> > 2. Michael Baldwin...................................: 66 9.4 9.1%
>>
>> >> > I see I beat you again.
>>
>> >> That's not Bruce, Bruce.
>>
>> > Are you on drugs again?
>>
>> There is no "Bruce" in the entry above. Therefore you beat noone.
>
> Peter Noone?

No, beat.


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